I hate when people cry in front of me like should I pat their head, should I grab their ass I don’t fucking know
(Source: sfux, via sweet-like-sugarr-venom)
toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry”
fries
do you ever look back at your mistakes
(Source: aiclan, via nobody-listened)
/AGGRESSIVELY DRINKS TEA/
Is this how the British prepare for battle?
Yes
(via nobody-listened)
